Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
- That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India , but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados ."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
- Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
- He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
- As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
- The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
- Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
- The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
- Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
- You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
- Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
- He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
- One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
- This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
- Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
- The cat with gloves catches no mice.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
- You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
- He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
- Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa
