Saturday, June 9, 2007

Shaquel Oneal and Pres. Bush

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Write a program in c for college love?

#include<>
#include<>
#define
Cute beautiful_lady Single Rose

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady = =Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{


printf("I Love U");

I Love You Card
scanf("100%",&reply);


}

if(reply == "F#$%") Screamer
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */


else if(reply == "Hitting")

exit(1);

Out The Door


else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =
Cute ; Couple 2
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
3  More Kisses
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
Chugger
smoke++;

if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
Mouth freshener++;

chewing gum++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
Beating
}
}