Top 10 things Women Hate About Men

1. BIG EGO-
Men talk about women's equality but when its the time to show that the big ego comes in front . for ex....They can never ask the routes from the women as it hurts there male ego. aah......
2.DOUBLE STANDARDS-
Men always like to hang around with cool babes but when it comes of marriage they need simple sweet homely girl.
3.NEVER SATISFIED -
Oh you can never satisfy them wether you die for them. Like, how rude!
4. HYPOCRISY-
Thinking about anyone else and talking someone else.
5.POSSESSIVE-
God knows why these men are so possessive about everything.
6.THE BASICS-
Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. WHY?
7.AVOID RESPONSIBILITIES-
Don?t want to take the responsibilities easily it is forcibly given to them.
8.REMOTE FIGHT-
These men think they have a birth right over the Remote control and the things women's are watching is always pathetic for them.
9.OVERCONFIDENCE-
Men's always think they can do better wether its home or office. Always says to the wife- ''You must be taking rest at home but i am toooooo tired"
10.ALWAYS LAZY-
They don't take proper care of there things. You can see it yourself!

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