How Happy Is Life Without A Girlfriend

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1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. There can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right " and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according to ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have to drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
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